夫妻的英語(yǔ)笑話

關(guān)于夫妻的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　The Horse can talk 馬會(huì)說(shuō)話

　　A man was reading a newspaper at a table, when his wife suddenly came to him and hit him on the back. The man was very surprised and asked: "Why do you hit me?"

　　The wife answered: "Who is Mary mentioned in the letter in your pocket?"

　　The man said: "It was the horse in the racecourse, which I chipped in two weeks ago."

　　Three days later, the man was sitting at the table, and this time his wife beat him angrily. The man asked: "What do you beat me for this time?"

　　The wife answered: "Your horse gave you a telephone call."

　　一個(gè)男人坐在桌邊看報(bào)紙，他妻子忽然走到身后，用拳頭狠狠地打他，男人摸著腦袋不解地問(wèn)：“為什么打我?”

　　妻子回答:”你的口袋里那封信提到的瑪麗是誰(shuí)?”

　　男人說(shuō)：“是我兩星期前在馬場(chǎng)下注的那匹馬。”

　　三天后，男人又在桌邊，他妻子這次更氣憤地打他。男人問(wèn)：“這次又為什么?”

　　妻子回答：“你的馬打電話來(lái)了。”


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