爆笑假期中的英語笑話

爆笑假期中的英語笑話

　　Beautiful Hat 漂亮的帽子

　　Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said, "I am going to go to the mountains by train."

　　He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got into the train. He had beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off.

　　Mr Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too. The other people in the carriage laughed. "Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?" they asked.

　　"No," Mr Jones answered, "but there's no name and no address in my hat, and there's name and an address on the bag. Someone's going to find both of them near each other, and he's going to send me the bag and the hat."

　　瓊斯先生有幾天假期，于是他說：“我要乘火車山區度假。”

　　他穿上最好的衣服，拿了一個手提包，到了火車站上了車。他戴了一頂漂亮的帽子。在旅途中不時地把頭伸向車窗外觀看山中的風景，結果他的帽子被風吹跑了。

　　瓊斯先生立即拿起自己的拎包，把它也扔到了窗外。車廂里的乘客都笑了，他們問瓊斯先生：“難道拎包會把你漂亮的帽子找回來嗎?”

　　“不會。”瓊斯先生說，“但是，我的帽子上面沒有姓名也沒有地址，可我的包上卻又有姓名又有地址。有人會在不遠的地方發現這兩樣東西，然后他會把帽子連同帽子一起寄給我的。”

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