學生經典英語笑話

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學生經典英語笑話

　　1. the lowest grade

學生經典英語笑話

　　"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give." 最低分

　　學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”

　　老師：“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的最低分了!”

　　2. Real Play

　　When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance,one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television."

　　逼真的戲劇

　　我在北達科他州立大學教戲劇入門課時，要求學生們去看學校劇團當時的演出，并寫一篇評論。看了一場極為精彩的演出后，一名學生寫道：“這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致于我認為我自己是坐在家里的沙發上，從電視上看到的。”

　　3.Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口

　　老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"

　　4.DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.

　　你爸爸幫你了嗎?

　　一天，蒂姆的.數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，你這次的作業全都做對了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。" ，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，你這次的作業全都做對了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?"."不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

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