笑話英文翻譯

笑話英文翻譯

　　笑話英文翻譯一：

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”　　Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!”

　　誰的父親更強壯　　威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。威爾說： “ 喏，你知道太平洋嗎?就是我爸爸為它挖的洞。”　　比爾不屑一顧： “ 噢，那沒什么。你知道死海嗎?那是我爸爸殺死的。 ”

　　笑話英文翻譯二：

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?""I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的`話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現在尾巴到哪里去了?”“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。 “該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”

　　笑話英文翻譯三：

　　"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."

　　"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."

　　"啊，可憐的人，"善良的老婦人驚嘆道。"腳瘸就夠慘的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。"

　　"你說的一點兒沒錯，"那乞丐說。他顯然是乞討老手。"我眼瞎的時候，人們老是給我外幣。"

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