搞笑英語(yǔ)故事帶翻譯

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搞笑英語(yǔ)故事帶翻譯

　　搞笑英語(yǔ)故事帶翻譯一：

搞笑英語(yǔ)故事帶翻譯

　　To Borrow an OxOnce upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

　　借公牛一用從前，有個(gè)人很富有，但他不識(shí)字。一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一頭公牛，便寫了個(gè)條，讓仆人送到富人那里。仆人把條子給了富人。富人便假裝看了一會(huì)兒，然后說(shuō)道：好啦，我知道了。回去告訴你的主人，我馬上自己過(guò)去。

　　搞笑英語(yǔ)故事帶翻譯二：

　　HogarthThe great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was com pleted, the patron was asked to come and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one daub of brilliant red. What's this? exclaimed the purchaser. I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage. That's it, replied Hogarth. But, where are the Israelites? They are all gone over.Where are the Egyptians?They're all drowned.

　　霍迦斯一天，有人請(qǐng)這位偉大的畫家畫一幅法老王渡紅海圖。這幅畫剛開始不久，酬金就出現(xiàn)了問(wèn)題。霍迪斯發(fā)現(xiàn)，完成這幅畫后，他只能得到他想要的大約一半的'錢。當(dāng)作品完成之后，那位主顧被請(qǐng)來(lái)看畫。其實(shí)，這幅畫不過(guò)是胡亂涂抹的一片鮮紅。這是什么?那位買主喊了起來(lái)。我要的是紅海，是那次著名的航海。這就是，霍迦斯回答說(shuō)。可是以色列人在哪兒? 他們都已經(jīng)渡過(guò)去了。埃及人在哪兒? 他們?nèi)佳退懒恕?/p>

　　搞笑英語(yǔ)故事帶翻譯三：

　　What was it she wanted?A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma’am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon. Horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, Of course, we'll have somesoon, We placed an order last week. Then the manager drewthe clerk aside: Never, never, never say we are out of anythingsay we've got it on order and it's coming. Now whatwas it she wanted?Rain, said the clerk.

　　她要買什么?一個(gè)商店經(jīng)理聽見一個(gè)店員對(duì)顧客說(shuō)：不，夫人，這會(huì)兒沒有，一時(shí)半會(huì)兒看來(lái)也不會(huì)有。經(jīng)理驚恐萬(wàn)分地跑到顧客跟前說(shuō)：當(dāng)然，馬上就會(huì)有的，我們上周訂了貨。然后經(jīng)理把店員拉到一邊：千萬(wàn)，千萬(wàn)，千萬(wàn)不要說(shuō)我們沒有什么，說(shuō)我們已經(jīng)訂了貨，貨馬上就到。現(xiàn)在你說(shuō)她要買什么?雨，店員說(shuō)。

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