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英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)短文
You've Lost
On her return from school，little Dolly, aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She seemed glad，and presently said:
"Will you give me a stamp，daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.
The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school.Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had written.He received something of a shock on reading the following:
“Dear Tom,
It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”
你輸了
放學(xué)回到家里，十歲的小多莉被拉過(guò)來(lái)坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女們帶來(lái)了一個(gè)大大的驚奇—一個(gè)嬰兒小弟弟。她似乎很高興，馬上說(shuō):
“爸爸，你能不能給我一張郵票?我要寫(xiě)信告訴湯姆哥哥。”
父親被這話(huà)感動(dòng)了，他為小姑娘提供了給她哥哥寫(xiě)信所需的各種用具，她的哥哥住在學(xué)校里。后來(lái)，想知道她是怎么報(bào)告這個(gè)消息的，他找機(jī)會(huì)讀了她寫(xiě)的信。在讀到下面這兩行字時(shí)，他差點(diǎn)兒驚呆了:
“親愛(ài)的湯姆:
今天結(jié)果出來(lái)了，你輸了;是個(gè)男孩。”
For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
喂狗
一家人在飯館里吃過(guò)晚飯，父親把服務(wù)生叫了過(guò)來(lái)。
”先生，什么事?“服務(wù)生問(wèn)。
”我兒子的盤(pán)子里剩下許多肉，“父親說(shuō)，”能給我們一個(gè)袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“
”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動(dòng)地叫喊著。”咱家養(yǎng)狗了嗎?“
I'm Glad
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
"Please，teacher:said a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that”
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”
我很高興
學(xué)校的老師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在，孩子們，”她說(shuō):“她們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過(guò)?”
“我，老師，”一個(gè)小男孩說(shuō):“昨天我就使別人高興過(guò)。”
“做得好。是誰(shuí)呢?”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”
“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒待了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說(shuō):‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說(shuō):‘啊，我很高興!’”
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