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超級(jí)無敵搞笑英語笑話
她懷孕了嗎?
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ... but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
有個(gè)婦女去看病，為她診治的是一名年輕的醫(yī)生。檢查進(jìn)行了大約四分鐘，她哭著跑了出去，在走廊里面一邊跑一邊大叫著。一位老醫(yī)生攔住了她，問她發(fā)生了什么事，婦女告訴了他事情的經(jīng)過。聽她說完，老醫(yī)生讓她坐在另一間屋子里放松一下，他自己穿過走廊來到新醫(yī)生的辦公室：“你是怎么搞的?特里太太今年63歲，她的四個(gè)孩子都成年了，還有7個(gè)孫子孫女，可是你居然對(duì)她說她懷孕了?”新醫(yī)生繼續(xù)做著他的紀(jì)錄，眼皮都沒抬一下：“她現(xiàn)在還打嗝嗎?”
死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你相信人能死后重生嗎?”老板問他的一個(gè)員工。 “我相信，先生”。這位剛上班不久的員工回答。 “哦，那還好”。老板接著說。 “你昨天提早下班去參加你祖母的葬禮后，她老人家到這兒看你來了。”
輕率的插話
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. " Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"
我所工作的精品家具商店是從20世紀(jì)二十年代以來就營(yíng)業(yè)的。最近我接到一個(gè)婦女的電話。她想換一套餐具中的一些椅子。這套餐具她是在三十年代從我們這兒買的。我向她保證說我們可以幫她的忙，于是我向部門經(jīng)理尋求幫助。“你永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)相信，”我對(duì)他說，“我剛接到一個(gè)顧客的電話，她在三十年代從我們這里買了一些椅子。” 我還沒來得及說她的要求，經(jīng)理就打斷了我的話：“你別告訴我她到現(xiàn)在還沒收到貨!”
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