笑不停的英語笑話

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笑不停的英語笑話

　　闖紅燈

笑不停的英語笑話

　　Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."

　　They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt.

　　The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."

　　The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"

　　兩個男人開車前行，路遇一紅燈，司機(jī)呼嘯而過。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干嗎這樣做?”司機(jī)說：“別擔(dān)心，我兄弟經(jīng)常這么干。”

　　又遇一紅燈，司機(jī)依舊呼嘯而過。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅說如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車。路遇一綠燈，司機(jī)猛踩剎車，車子嘎然而止。

　　乘客迷惑了，問道：“你有病吧?剛才闖了兩個紅燈，現(xiàn)在綠燈了你倒停了。”

　　司機(jī)回答：“我兄弟可能會從那邊過來。

　　帶它去動物園

　　A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to?”

　　He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in."

　　The boss said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you have to take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me. Take it to the zoo!"

　　So the policeman took the monkey out.

　　Three or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's hand. He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door, put it in, and was about to drive away. The boss saw this, ran out, and asked, "Oh, my God! How come the monkey is still here? I told you to take it to the zoo."

　　The policeman replied, "Yes, sir. I've already taken him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie."

　　有一位警察大哥帶了只猴子給他上司看，他上司就說他：“你搞什么猴子把戲?”

　　警察大哥說：“這猴子在大街上到處亂跑，什么法律都不懂，我把它捉了回來，治它的罪。”

　　上司說：“天啊，你怎么那么笨?捉到猴子就把它帶到動物園去嘛，帶給我干嘛?帶它到動物園去。”

　　后來那警察大哥就帶了猴子出去了。

　　三、四天后還看見他跟猴子手拉手打開警察車門讓猴子坐進(jìn)去，正準(zhǔn)備開車，他上司跑了出來說他：“天啊，為什么到現(xiàn)在還把猴子留在這兒，我不是叫你把它帶到動物園去的嗎?為什么還在這兒?”

　　警察大哥：“我有呀!我已經(jīng)帶它去了動物園，今天帶它去看電影!”

　　他贏了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.