幽默英文短篇笑話
《Who Is the Laziest》 誰最懶
Father: “Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?”
Tom: “I don't know, father.”
Father: “Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?”
Tom: “Our teacher, father.”
父親：“哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個(gè)問題。你們班上誰最懶?”
湯姆：“我不知道，爸爸。”
父親：“啊，不對(duì)，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時(shí)，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?”
湯姆：“我們老師，爸爸。”
生難詞：lazy adj.懶惰的
《Who is Stupid》 誰愚蠢
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
一個(gè)老師在對(duì)學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)，“誰認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。
小約翰尼站了起來。
“你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個(gè)人站著。”
生難詞：stupid adj.愚蠢的`，遲鈍的
《His Fault》 他的錯(cuò)
Billy:“ Mother, Bobby broke a window.”
Mother: “How did he do it?”
Billy: “I threw a rock at him and he ducked.”
比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。
媽媽：他怎么打的?
比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。
生難詞：duck v.躲避
《Tom's excuse》 湯姆的借口
Teacher: “Tom, why are you late for school every day?”
Tom: “Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.”
老師：“湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?”
湯姆：“我每次路過拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著：學(xué)校----慢行。”
《somebody》 大人物
My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。
他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的?
墓地守墓人。
生難詞：cemetery n.守墓人
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