每天爆笑英語笑話

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每天一句爆笑英語笑話

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每天一句爆笑英語笑話

　　suite 套房

　　eg1: The hotel serves single room, double room and suite.

　　該酒店有單間、雙人間和套房。

　　eg2: I'd like to reserve a presidential suite.

　　我要預訂一間總統套房。

　　【Daily Sentence 每日一句】

　　The delegates need three single rooms and one suite, full board, for five nights.

　　代表們需要三間單人房和一間套房，包三餐，住五晚。

　　【Daily Question 每日一問】

　　●Yesterday I asked how to say "辦理入住手續" in English? Now I announce the answer: 現在公布答案：check in.

　　Today the question is, how to say "辦理退房手續" in English? The answer will released tomorrow.答案明天揭曉。

　　【Daily Food 每日美食】

　　hot pot 火鍋

　　【Daily Joke 每日一笑】

　　A man died and went to heaven. An angel met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, 'Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you - we've examined your whole life, and you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not sure whether we can admit you into heaven or not. Can you tell us anything exceptional you did that can help us make a decision?' The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, 'Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of goons. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the gang. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him that he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!' 'I'm impressed,' The angel responded, 'When did this happen?' The man replied, 'About two minutes ago'.

　　一個人死后去了天堂。一位天使在天堂之門攔住他，說道：“在你與神見面之前，我想我應該告訴你 --- 我們已經仔細了解了你的一生，你真的沒有做過特別好的或特別壞的事情。我們不知道我們是否可以允許你進入天堂。你能告訴我們一些你做過的非同尋常的事情嗎，這樣可以幫助我們做出決定?新到的靈魂想了一會兒，回答道：“是啊，有次我開著車，路上碰到一位婦女被一群惡棍騷擾。所以，我就將車停在路邊，拿出我的千斤頂，直接奔向該團伙的領導者。他是一位高大、壯實、身上長滿毛發、紋身遍布全身的家伙，還戴了鼻環。我直接將他的.鼻環從他的鼻子上撕掉，并告訴他，他和他的團伙最好別煩這位婦女，否則他們過不了我這關!“非常棒!”天使回答說：“這事何時發生的?”那人回答說，“大約兩分鐘前”。

　　【Listen Now 非聽不可】

　　I believe that you have heard the following popular song --- Try Everything.Let's enjoy it again and learn the lyrics together:

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