兒童英語笑話大全爆笑
笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現(xiàn)象,其目的在于在會話過程中傳遞和激發(fā)幽默感。
兒童英語笑話大全爆笑一
A woman complained that her husband constantly hung around the house，doing or saying nothing. To please her, he went to see a psychiatrist.“Just lie down on the couch and we'll talk. "the doctor told him. "If you think of something to say, fine. If not，maybe next time.”
一位婦女總是抱怨其丈夫在家里轉(zhuǎn)來轉(zhuǎn)去，無所事是，為了使老婆高興，他找到了精神病學(xué)專家。“你就躺在沙發(fā)上，我們來談?wù)劇?rdquo;精神病醫(yī)生告訴他:“如呆你想起什么就說，沒有的話，下次再講也行。”
The guy got himself comfortable and fell fast asleep. At the end of the hour，the doctor woke hirn up and said，"That will be all for today—$100，please. "The patient paid and left.
這位男士舒適地躺在沙發(fā)上，很快就入睡了。到了一小時，大夫喚醒了他說:“今天就到這兒吧，請交100元。”病人付了錢之后就走了，從此，那個人每周三、四來就診。每次，他總是一句話也不說，光是睡覺，而且每次都付錢。第三周，病人來后坐下，然后又跳了起來。
The man came back every Tuesday and Thursday after that. Each time，he fell asleep without saying a word，but paid the fee. The third week, the patient came in，sat down and then jumped right up again."Aha,"， marveled the doctor. "Have you thought of something to say?"
“啊哈!”大夫驚喜道，“你想出要說的話了嗎?”
"Yes，do you need a partner ?"
“是的，你需要一個助手嗎?”
兒童英語笑話大全爆笑二
Happiness in Dream
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."
The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
妻子告訴丈夫說：“昨天晚上我夢見你給我買了一件裘皮大衣和一個鉆石戒指。”
丈夫放下手中的報紙說：“好啊!今晚再睡著時，你就穿戴上它們吧。”
兒童英語笑話大全爆笑三
Too Smart for Dad
"Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"
"You did," admitted the boyfriend, "it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you."
The father muttered, "Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!"
青出于藍(lán)
“小伙子，”父親在樓梯口板著臉說道，“鬧鐘敲了四下，你才把我女兒帶回來，我沒聽錯吧?”
“是的，”男孩承認(rèn)說，“鬧鐘本來是要敲11下，但我拽住了鐘擺，以免影響您。”
父親低咕道：“奇怪，我談戀愛時怎么沒想到這一著呢!”
兒童英語笑話大全爆笑四
A boy of about ten was sitting on a city bus with a briefcase on his lap. Periodically the youngster would whisper into his coat. A woman passenger caught his eye with a quizzical look and，in response，the boy produced a small white mouse from his shirt pocket.”He's just a baby."explained the youngster. "His parents are in here. "Opening his briefcase，he brought forth a pair of slightly Larger. white mice from among a dozen or so that scurried around inside. By this time several other passengers had formed an audience, and the boy patiently explained his interest in mice，how to take care of them, their eating habits, their different personalities and so on.
一位十歲的男孩腿上放著會文箱，正坐在一輛城市公共汽車上。這個孩子不斷地對著他衣服小聲嘟嚷。一位女乘客從這個男孩的眼神里看到一種疑感。緊接著這個小男孩從他的襯衣兜里拿出一只小白鼠，并解繹說:“這是個鼠息子。他的父母也在這里。”打開他的手提箱，他從大約有十幾個的`白鼠中挑出一對稍大的。這時其他的乘客也圍了過來。小男孩耐心地講著他對白鼠的興趣，怎樣照顧它們，它們的飲食習(xí)慣及不同的特性。
As the bus pulled up to his stop，the boy slipped the mice back into his briefcase and rose to leave his rapt audience. Starting down the steps，he turned back for a moment.
待車在汽車站停下時，小男孩把小白鼠放回到手提箱，站起來，離開了這些著了迷的觀眾。他下車時轉(zhuǎn)過身對大家說:“這些是用來喂我助蛇的。”說著，他就消失了。
"They are for my snake. "he said and disappeared out of the door.
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