英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話大全爆笑
笑話來(lái)源于生活，經(jīng)過(guò)藝術(shù)加工的語(yǔ)言形式,是藝術(shù)化的.語(yǔ)言。下面小編馬上為你帶來(lái)英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話大全爆笑，希望你會(huì)喜歡。
英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話大全爆笑一：錢不用找了
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時(shí)，我與一名準(zhǔn)備買東西的顧客發(fā)生了一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)論。他對(duì)購(gòu)買袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說(shuō)它要三十五美分開(kāi)價(jià)過(guò)高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
我指出這本書保存狀況頗好，納什是個(gè)有趣的詩(shī)人，這個(gè)要價(jià)是合理的。他說(shuō)這是個(gè)原則問(wèn)題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價(jià)格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳。“零錢不用找了。”他說(shuō)。
英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話大全爆笑二：Three Drunkards
三個(gè)醉漢
Two drunkards are walking along.
兩個(gè)醉漢正在走著。
One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”
其中一個(gè)對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)，“多么美麗的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”
The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend.
另一個(gè)醉漢停下來(lái)，看著他喝醉的朋友說(shuō)，
"You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
“你錯(cuò)了，那不是月亮，是太陽(yáng)。”
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him.
他倆開(kāi)始爭(zhēng)論起來(lái)，過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他們碰到了另一個(gè)醉漢，他們攔住他。
"Sir, could you please help settle our argument?
“先生，您能不能幫我們解決我們爭(zhēng)論的問(wèn)題?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining.
請(qǐng)告訴我們天上發(fā)光的是什么，
Is it the moon or the sun?"
是月亮還是人陽(yáng)?”
The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said,
第三個(gè)醉漢看了看天空，然后看了看他們，說(shuō)，
"Sorry, I don't live around here."
“對(duì)下起，我不住這兒。”
英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話大全爆笑三：
we two who and who?
咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)阿
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你?
you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鳥(niǎo)我，我也不鳥(niǎo)你
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上!
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，無(wú)事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
know is know noknow is noknow
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò)
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒(méi)有，要命一條
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
笑死人不償命的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ)笑話笑話大全 我叫李老大，今年25。
you have two down son。
你有兩下子。
as far as you go to die
有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)!!!!
I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉
英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話大全爆笑四：
有次房東問(wèn)我:“Did you eat anything yet?”
我說(shuō)：“no.”
她聽(tīng)后重復(fù)了一遍：“So you didn’t eat anything.”
我答道：“Yes...?”
房東老太太猶豫了一下，又問(wèn)：“Did you eat?”
我又答道：“No.”
她接著說(shuō)：“So you didn’t eat……?”
我說(shuō)：“Yes...?”
估計(jì)房東太太當(dāng)時(shí)都快要崩潰了……
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