英語(yǔ)笑話段子精選
幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小編為大家準(zhǔn)備的英語(yǔ)笑話段子精選，一起來(lái)爆笑吧!
英語(yǔ)笑話段子精選(一)
Mum advice her daughter "if a boy touched ur breast say DON'T n if he touched ur vegi... say STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her mum." mum a boy touched my both then i said DON'T STOP IT"
媽媽對(duì)女兒說(shuō)：“如果有人對(duì)你非禮，他如果摸你上面你就喊“不要.不要”，他如果摸你下面你就喊“停.停”，過(guò)了幾天，媽媽問(wèn)女兒有沒(méi)有人對(duì)你非禮?女兒說(shuō)有人對(duì)她非禮。媽媽說(shuō)你喊了嗎，女兒說(shuō)喊了。媽媽說(shuō)你怎么喊的，女兒說(shuō)：“那天那個(gè)人上下同時(shí)摸，我就喊“不要停，不要停”!
英語(yǔ)笑話段子精選(二)
"Doctor,"she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.”
“醫(yī)生”她沖進(jìn)屋后大聲說(shuō)道。"我想讓你坦率地告訴我，我到底得了什么病。"
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam,”he said at length, “l've just three things to telf you. First,your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, l'm an artist,the doctor lives downstairs."
他從頭到腳打量了她，然后大聲說(shuō)：“太太，我有三件事要對(duì)你說(shuō)。第一，您的'體重需要減少大約50磅;第二，如您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的相貌將會(huì)變美。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下。”
英語(yǔ)笑話段子精選(三)
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?
湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"
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