超經(jīng)典的英語笑話
看英語笑話，既能讓我們爆笑，也能讓我們學(xué)到知識(shí)，何樂而不為呢?今天我們就一起來看看超經(jīng)典的英語笑話吧!
超經(jīng)典的英語笑話(一)
Talking clock
會(huì)說話的鐘
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
一個(gè)學(xué)生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那個(gè)大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的.?”他的一個(gè)朋友問他.“那玩意兒厲害了,那是一個(gè)會(huì)說話的鐘”,學(xué)生回答.“這鐘怎么工作的”,他的朋友問.“看著,別眨眼了”,那學(xué)生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子,拼命地敲了一下,聲音震耳欲聾.突然,他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫,“別敲了,你這白癡!現(xiàn)在是凌晨?jī)牲c(diǎn)鐘了!”
超經(jīng)典的英語笑話(二)
終身保修
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."
在將母親下葬9個(gè)月后，當(dāng)?shù)貧泝x館的一個(gè)客戶終于攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價(jià)值不菲的棺材了。他把母親的棺材挖了出來，將尸體轉(zhuǎn)移到了那副新的鋼制棺材中。“這副棺材有什么特別?”，我問葬禮的承辦人。他回答說，“這種棺材終生保修。
超經(jīng)典的英語笑話(三)
Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
長(zhǎng)壽秘訣
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動(dòng)的小老頭.
“我無意中發(fā)現(xiàn),你是多么幸福,”那女士說.“你幸福而長(zhǎng)壽的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包煙,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且從來不曾鍛煉.”
“哦,真神奇,”女士說.“你高壽?”
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