搞笑逗人的英語笑話
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搞笑逗人的英語笑話(一)
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金發(fā)女郎正走在公園里。
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.
突然，黑人女人發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只死去的小鳥。
"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
“哦!看這只死去的.小鳥。”她悲傷地說。
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
金發(fā)女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問道：“哪，在那?”
搞笑逗人的英語笑話(二)
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
世上的每一個人都上了天堂，神說 :“要男人分成兩隊， 一是在世上控制女人的男人，另一是被女人鞭打的男人。另外女子自成一隊 ，跟著圣彼德去 。”
隊伍列好后，一是被女人鞭打的，有 100 英里長，一是在世上控制女人的，僅有一人。
神生氣的說 :“你們男人應該感到羞恥，我按照自己的形象創(chuàng)造了你們，而你們被女子鞭打。看看，我唯一的兒子，站著使我驕傲，你們應該向他學習，告訴他們，兒子，你如何成為唯一站在這一隊上的 ?”
這男子回說 :“我不知道，我太太叫我站在這的 !”
搞笑逗人的英語笑話(三)
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。
Little Johnny then stood up.
小約翰尼站了起來。
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”
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