短的英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯
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短的英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯(一)
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.
So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?"
George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"
典獄長(zhǎng)對(duì)獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因?yàn)槊糠曛苣┑奶皆L日，大多數(shù)囚犯都有家人或朋友來(lái)訪，但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。
因此在一個(gè)探訪日，典獄長(zhǎng)把喬治叫到辦公室說(shuō)：“喬治，我注意到從來(lái)沒有人來(lái)探望過你。”他滿懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：“告訴我，你沒有任何朋友或家人嗎?”
喬治回答：“喔!當(dāng)然有，典獄長(zhǎng)，只不過他們?nèi)荚谶@里面!”
短的英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯(二)
Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good.
One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer. He waited the writer to praise these stories. But the writer said his stories were so bad that he should throw them into fire. The king got very angry with him and sent him to prison.
After some time, the king set him free. Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked what he thought of them.
After reading them, the writer at once turned to the soldiers and said: “ Take me back to prison, please.”
國(guó)王和他的故事
從前有一個(gè)國(guó)王，他喜歡寫故事，但是他寫的故事很不好。人們怕他，都說(shuō)他的故事好。有一天國(guó)王把他的故事給一名作家看，他想要作家贊揚(yáng)他的這些故事，而作家說(shuō)他的故事是如此的差以至于該扔進(jìn)火里。國(guó)王很生氣，把他送到監(jiān)獄。
過了些日子，國(guó)王給了作家自由。國(guó)王重新將自己的一些新故事給作家看并問他感覺怎么樣。
作家看了之后立刻轉(zhuǎn)身對(duì)士兵說(shuō)著;“請(qǐng)把我送回監(jiān)獄吧。”
短的英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯(三)
There once was a young man who went to his girlfriend's house and said to her father, Sir,may l ask your permission to marry your daughter?"And the father said, "No way. There's no way my daughter is going to marry an actor. That's finall" But the boy begged him, u Please, before you make a final decision, would you at least go to see me perform tonight and then decide ?"So the father said,"OK,fairenough." So that evening the father took his daughter to the theater to see the young man perform, and after the performance, he took his daughter backstage into the young man's dressing room and said, “OK, you can marry my daughter, no problem." The young man was beside himself and so happy that he said, "Yes, sir, but why?"And the father said, “Because you're no actor."
有一個(gè)年輕人到他女朋友家，對(duì)女友的父親說(shuō)：“伯父，請(qǐng)您把女兒嫁給我好嗎?”女孩的父親回答：“不!我女兒絕不能嫁給一個(gè)演員，不用再說(shuō)了!”但是男孩請(qǐng)求他說(shuō)：“拜托您至少先看了我今晚的表演，再做最后決定好嗎?”那位父親說(shuō)：“好吧!這要求不過分。”當(dāng)天晚上，這位父親就帶著女兒去劇院看年輕人的.演出。表演結(jié)束后，他帶女兒到后臺(tái)的演員化妝室，告訴年輕人說(shuō)：“沒問題，你可以娶我的女兒。”年輕人欣喜若狂地說(shuō)：“太好了!是什么原因讓您同意呢，?”這位父親回答：“因?yàn)槟悴皇钱?dāng)演員的料!”
短的英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯(四)
我老婆的照片
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一個(gè)生意人走進(jìn)一家酒館，在吧臺(tái)坐下，點(diǎn)了一杯加冰的雙料martini。
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender toprepare another double martini.
喝完，那生意人往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務(wù)員把杯子滿上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bringanother double martini.
喝完，生意人又往自己襯衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又讓服務(wù)生幫他把杯子滿上。
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell mewhy you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
這時(shí)酒館的服務(wù)生說(shuō)話了，“呃，老兄，我整個(gè)晚上給你倒martini都沒有問題，但你得告訴我，你為什么在點(diǎn)下一杯酒前都要往自己襯衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼”。
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I knowit's time to go home."
生意人回答，“我看的是我老婆的一張照片。如果照片上的人開始變得好看起來(lái)，那就說(shuō)明我喝得差不多了，該回家了。”
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