超好笑的趣事英語笑話

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超好笑的趣事英語笑話

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超好笑的趣事英語笑話

　　超好笑的趣事英語笑話(一)

　　The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below.

　　The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70's appeared at the top of the plank. There wasn't room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyone's relief. As she stepped down, she turned, looked back at the top of the plank and shouted, "It's okay, mother, you can come down now."

　　我的一個朋友在游船上工作。由于潮水當時漲得很高，船停靠在墨西哥的一個港口，游客們不得不踩著一條很窄的'跳板才能上岸。

　　當一位七十多歲的老婦人站在跳板的頂端時，船上所有的工作人員都嚇呆了。跳板太窄，根本沒有攙扶老人的空間。因此，老婦人只好慢慢地側著身子往下走，最終當她安全抵達碼頭后，大家懸著的心才放了下來。下來后，老婦人轉過身，沖著跳板的另一端喊道：“沒事的，媽媽，您現在可以下來了。”

　　超好笑的趣事英語笑話(二)

　　After two weeks of Air Force basic training. I called home. "You wouldn't believe how strict they are," I complained. "They even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or not tightening the cap of your toothpaste properly."

　　"Well, dear," my mom responded, "don't think of it as basic training. Think of it as Mother's revenge."

　　經過兩個星期的空軍基礎訓練，我給家里打電話，“你不相信他們的要求是多么的嚴格，”我抱怨道，“他們甚至對事情提出過分的要求，像毛巾掛得不直或牙膏蓋沒擰緊。”

　　“好，親愛的，”媽媽回道，“不要那樣看待基礎訓練，把它看作是媽媽的報復吧。”

　　超好笑的趣事英語笑話(三)

　　My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.

　　I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing，washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts. Seeing a thoughtful look on his face, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. "A penny for your thoughts," I said.

　　"I was thinking," he replied, "that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."

　　丈夫今天放假，就在家看著我忙家務活兒。

　　我撿起他的臟衣服，收拾好他的皮鞋，拿走前一天晚上他看橄欖球時吃過爆米花的碗，洗了盛早餐的盤子，擦干凈他濺出來的咖啡，熨好了他的襯衫。看到他臉上露出沉思的表情，我不知道他是不是意識到他給我帶來了多少不必要做的家務活。也許他會來幫忙。“你在呆呆的尋思什么呢?“我說。

　　“我正在想，“他回答，“我最喜歡你的一點是你總是不讓自己閑著。”

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