英文笑話大全簡短
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英文笑話大全簡短
Father’s young peach tree
Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the bubs on my father’s youngpeach tree for two years in a row. This spring Dad was ready. Hereplanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and putthe tree in the garage whenever the temperaturedropped.
One warm April day Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, andstopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighborwatched the scene with amusement. “Frank,” he finally commented,“you’re the only man I know who walks his tree and waters hisdog!”
——Judee Hansen(Palos Park，Ill.)
父親的小桃樹
一場想不到的寒流摧毀了父親的一排已經長了兩年的小桃樹。這年春天爸爸有所準備。他在一只大箱子里重新種下了樹苗，把箱子放在一輛車子上。只要氣溫一下降，他就把樹苗推到汽車房里去。
一個溫暖的春日，爸爸把樹苗推出來放到院子里，然后停下來用橡膠軟管給狗飲水。一位鄰居看著這種情景消遣。“弗蘭克，”他終于評論道，“你是我認識的`唯一一位能讓樹走路，又給狗澆水的人。”
英文笑話大全簡短
They are liberated
My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.
Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”
——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)
她們被解放了
我丈夫看起來是個很強壯的男人，他的背部受了傷，幾乎不能走路。在去看醫生的路上，我們在自助站加油，我拖著八個月大的身孕從方向盤后面出來，開始加油。
附近有兩個男人看著當時正在車里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我聽見一個對另一個說，“你知道，她們被解放了。”
英文笑話大全簡短
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們為什么開那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”
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