四年級上冊英語笑話
隨著近十年網(wǎng)絡(luò)和手機的飛速發(fā)展，隨之出現(xiàn)了網(wǎng)絡(luò)笑話，網(wǎng)絡(luò)流行語，給力大全，手機笑話，雷人語句，笑料聯(lián)盟等，促使笑話發(fā)展到一個新的階段。以下是四年級上冊英語笑話，歡迎參考!
放屁的問題
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
有位小老太太去看醫(yī)生：“醫(yī)生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。事實上，我在這里已經(jīng)放了20多個屁，但是你并不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。”
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
醫(yī)生說：“好的，我明白了。吃這個藥片，一天三次連續(xù)吃七天，下星期你再來�！�
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
一星期后老太太來了，“醫(yī)生，你到底給的我什么藥，現(xiàn)在我放屁還是沒聲音，但是怎么這么臭!”
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
醫(yī)生說：“太好了!你的`嗅覺正常了，現(xiàn)在開始治聽覺�！�
我很高興
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
一個主日學(xué)校的老師正在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在，孩子們”，她說：你們當(dāng)中有誰讓別人高興過?
Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.
“老師!”，一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過�！�
Well done. Who was that?
真不錯!是誰呢?
My granny.
我奶奶。
Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.
好孩子，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!
是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’
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