最新英語幽默笑話故事

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最新英語幽默笑話故事

　　A Useful Way

　　Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?

　　Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad.

　　Father: What’s that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　中文：

　　爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀?

　　杰克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。

　　爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關系呢?

　　杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。

　　efore the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in

　　dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail

　　the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的`考試。”“不要相信夢，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother:

　　That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。

　　給你五分錢。弟弟：我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。

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