英語笑話翻譯

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英語笑話翻譯

　　英語笑話翻譯一：

英語笑話翻譯

　　A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(歡慶的) charity event was taking place.Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution."Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem ham and eggs?""Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

　　一只豬和一只雞路過一所教堂，那里有一場盛大慈善活動正在進行著。在精神上收到觸動的豬向小雞提出建議：他們每個人作出點自己的貢獻。“好主意!”雞尖叫道，“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧?”“著什么急”豬不耐煩地說，“對你來說，是一個貢獻，對我來說，這是一個完全的獻身。”

　　英語笑話翻譯二：

　　A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper."And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires."I fall off my perch you fool!!" screeches the parrot.

　　有個人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那里，他看見有只鸚鵡的左腿被紅線系住，右腿則被綠線系住。對此他感到不解，于是他問該店的老板，老板回答說：“這只鸚鵡受過特殊的`訓練。如果拉紅線，它就講法語，拉綠線，它則講德語。”這個好奇的人接著問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會怎么樣呢?”“我就會掉下來了，你這個傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫著說。

　　英語笑話翻譯三：

　　Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crabpincers(鉗子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs!Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you a crab! Do you think you posted on the Web and I do not recognize you!

　　一天老虎在沙灘散步，見到一只螃蟹，就走過去想看個究竟，突然被螃蟹的鉗子夾了一下，螃蟹拔腿就往樹叢里跑。老虎痛得跳起來了，緊接著就追螃蟹!追到樹叢就不見螃蟹了，這時老虎看見一只守在大網中的蜘蛛，老虎對著蜘蛛發火了：好你個螃蟹!你以為你上了網我就不認得你了!

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