爆笑英語笑話

精選爆笑英語笑話2則

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　　笑話一:一分鐘一塊錢

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　一天，教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。他發(fā)下試卷，然后回到講臺(tái)前等待。

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　考試結(jié)束了，學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發(fā)現(xiàn)一張?jiān)嚲砩蟿e著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　第二堂課，教授把試卷都發(fā)回學(xué)生們手中。其中一個(gè)學(xué)生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。

　　笑話二:孩子和媽媽

　　A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

　　一個(gè)孩子好奇的問媽媽：“媽咪，為什么你的頭發(fā)有的變灰白了?”

　　The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

　　媽媽想利用這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)好好教育教育她的孩子：“因?yàn)槟惆。瑢氊悺Ｃ看文悴宦犜挘�我就�?huì)有一根頭發(fā)變灰白的。”

　　The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

　　孩子天真的回答：“現(xiàn)在我知道為什么外祖母頭上只有灰白的頭發(fā)了。”

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