帶翻譯的英語笑話大全
你知道學些笑話的好處么?當第一次見面的時候，總是有不知道該說什么的尷尬，這時候你就需要一些笑話，來緩解一下氣氛呢，這里小編為你收集整理了帶翻譯的英語笑話大全，希望能對你有所幫助哈!
帶翻譯的英語笑話【1】
The Great Lion Hunter 偉大的獵手
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping(披蓋) the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling(凝結)shrieks(尖叫) coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.
Forget the damn lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
有個小村莊正為一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。于是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。
獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最后，他要求村長殺只牛然后把頭皮給他。把牛皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。
半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的`蛛絲馬跡。
Jonesie，怎么了?獅子在哪?村長問。
哪有獅子!獵人怒吼道，哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了?
帶翻譯的英語笑話【2】
The lowest grade 最低分
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”
老師：“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的最低分了!”
帶翻譯的英語笑話【3】
Wait for your salary 你等著發工資吧
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...
wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤獨，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。
如果你想要快樂，我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢……
等著發工資吧!
帶翻譯的英語笑話【4】
As If Awakening From A Dream 如夢初醒
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進行，一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關系，甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”
這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”
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