學生簡單英語笑話
有笑話，大家一起笑，這就是分享快樂，也許，快樂就是這么簡単。下面小編為你帶來學生簡單英語笑話，希望你會喜歡。
學生簡單英語笑話一：I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒有睡著
當一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”
“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。
“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
學生簡單英語笑話二：欺騙的代價
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice hesaid to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I can't marryanyone after you."Johnson: "But I want you to."Wife: "But why?"Johnson: "Jones once cheatedme in a horse deal!"
老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死后，我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯。”妻子說：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁給任何人。”約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做。”妻子：“為什么?”約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”
學生簡單英語笑話三：Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂貴的`代價
牙科醫(yī)生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了
學生簡單英語笑話四：I Could Do It Slower
我可以干得慢一些
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
牙醫(yī)：50美元。
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
牙醫(yī)：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以干得慢一些。
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