短篇搞笑英語笑話翻譯
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短篇搞笑英語笑話翻譯(一)
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵
(5) resemble v. 相似;類似
鳥窩與頭發(fā)
我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
“是什么鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。
“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。
“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣。”
短篇搞笑英語笑話翻譯(二)
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰更有禮貌?
一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經(jīng)常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什么時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。
短篇搞笑英語笑話翻譯(三)
The Rain
A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain， so they were soon very wet， and the small boy did not feel very happy.
For a long time while they were walking home through the rain， the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him，“Why does it rain， Father? It isn't very nice， is it?”
“No， it isn't very nice， but it's very useful，Tom，”answered his father.“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us， and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.”
Tom thought about this for a few seconds， and then he said，“Then，why does it rain on the road too， Father?”
下雨
一個小男孩和他的父親正在鄉(xiāng)間行走，突然下起了大雨。
他們沒帶傘，加上四下無處可以躲雨，所以很快他們渾身上下被淋濕了，小男孩感到很不好受。
他們在雨中朝家走去，有好一會兒，那個男孩一直在思索著什么。后來終于他朝父親轉過臉去，問他說:“爸爸，為什么天會下雨呢?下雨可不太好，是吧?”
“是呀，下雨是不太好，可是下雨也有很多有益的地方，湯姆。”父親回答說。“老天爺下雨促使了為我們所食用的水果和蔬菜的生長，同樣也促使牛羊所吃的.青草的生長。”
湯姆對父親的這番話想了一會，然后說:“那么，父親，老天爺為什么還要把雨下在路上呢?”
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