無(wú)厘頭英語(yǔ)笑話集錦
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無(wú)厘頭英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(一)
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天為什么遲到了!
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。
Teachear: John, what about you?老師：那么你呢，約翰?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.約翰：老師，我不能動(dòng)啊，我把他的.硬幣藏腳底下了。
無(wú)厘頭英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(二)
Teacher: Where does God live?老師：上帝住哪兒?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.學(xué)生：我想他應(yīng)該住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?老師：為什么這么說(shuō)?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"學(xué)生：因?yàn)槊刻煸缟衔野侄济颓迷∈业拇箝T喊：“上帝啊，你怎么還在里面?”
無(wú)厘頭英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(三)
Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?老師：為什么說(shuō)鷹的視力很好?
Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.學(xué)生：因?yàn)槲覐臎](méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)哪只鷹戴眼鏡。
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