精彩英語笑話

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精彩英語笑話

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑話可以讓我們變得快樂，英語笑話也是如此，今天我們就一起來看看精彩英語笑話吧!

精彩英語笑話

　　精彩英語笑話(一)

　　Cry

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"湯姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 媽媽在廚房里問。"他在哭。"

　　"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的.蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。"

　　"他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么?"

　　"是的。" "我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。"

　　精彩英語笑話(二)

　　How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　中文翻譯

　　"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說幾個(gè)英語單詞。"

　　法官看了看被告，問道："你會(huì)說多少英文?"

　　被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"

　　精彩英語笑話(三)

　　Goldfish

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold them!

　　斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?

　　斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!

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