有趣精彩英語(yǔ)笑話
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有趣精彩英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
兒子：媽媽，如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶，你會(huì)怎么辦?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
媽媽：我要揍他，還不讓他吃晚飯就去睡覺!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
兒子：好了，你準(zhǔn)備好拖鞋吧，爸爸剛把那只花瓶摔碎了。
有趣精彩英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
Student A: When do people talk least?
學(xué)生甲: 人們?cè)谑裁磿r(shí)候說(shuō)話最少?
Student B: In February.
學(xué)生乙: 在二月。
Student A: Why?
學(xué)生甲: 為什么呢?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
學(xué)生乙: 因?yàn)槎率且荒曛凶疃痰囊粋�(gè)月。
有趣精彩英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.
媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。“跟妹妹分著吃。”媽媽說(shuō)。
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.
所以，哈里就把小個(gè)兒的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)兒的。
"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”
“哼，”妹妹說(shuō)，“如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的.給你，把小的留給我自己的。”
"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"
“對(duì)呀，”哈里說(shuō)，“你拿到的不就是小的嗎?那你還著什么急呀?”
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