非常短的英語(yǔ)小笑話
當(dāng)聽別人說(shuō)笑話的時(shí)候覺(jué)得不大好笑，還會(huì)覺(jué)得冷很冷，可是自己看的時(shí)候，卻笑到不行，你有這樣的經(jīng)歷么?以下的非常短的英語(yǔ)小笑話，希望能讓你歡樂(lè)笑不停。
非常短的英語(yǔ)小笑話(一)
紋身
A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”
二戰(zhàn)中，湯姆和我剛結(jié)婚幾個(gè)月，他就被派到珍珠港。在他早期的一封信中，他寫道:“我想把海軍戰(zhàn)艦紋刻在胸前。”
Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "
我沒(méi)有勸阻，只是簡(jiǎn)單地回了信:“給我寄一張你紋旁的照片來(lái)，然后我也在我的'胸前仿紋一個(gè)。”
We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.
我們現(xiàn)在已結(jié)婚51年了，誰(shuí)也沒(méi)紋過(guò)身。
非常短的英語(yǔ)小笑話(二)
關(guān)心
A customer at my teller's window was grumbling about the low interest rate on his savings account. He finally said he was just going to take all his money out of the bank，dig a hole in his back yard and bury it.
一位顧客站在我的出納窗口前，埋怨存錢的利率太低。最后，他說(shuō)他妥把所有的錢從銀行里取出來(lái)，在自家后院挖個(gè)坑，把錢理了。
The teller next to rne leaned over. "Sir，I couldn't help overhearing. Tell me, what is your address?".
隔壁窗口的出納員探過(guò)身來(lái)說(shuō):“先生，我實(shí)在不怒愉聽，但還是聽到了，告訴我，您住在什么地才?”
非常短的英語(yǔ)小笑話(三)
過(guò)分緊張
My little girl loves animals，but one day she was bitten by a small field mouse she'd found. She carried it home in her pocket and told me what happened. Worried about rabies，I called our town humane society and was told that the animal would have to be examined, and they'd send someone for it.
我的小女兒喜歡動(dòng)物。但有一天，她被一只她找到的小田鼠咬了一口。她把那小動(dòng)物放在口袋里帶了回來(lái)，并把所發(fā)生的一切都告訴了我。由于害怕她被傳染上鼠痊，我給鎮(zhèn)上的私區(qū)醫(yī)院打了電話。他們告訴我這個(gè)小動(dòng)物應(yīng)被檢查一下，還說(shuō)他們會(huì)派人去把它取走。
When the humane-society truck pulled up，a big man got out，put on a pair of gauntlets and took a capture stick and a big cage from the back of the truck. Trying not to laugh, I handed him a small shoe box containing the mouse.
社區(qū)醫(yī)院的卡車停在了我家門口，一個(gè)大個(gè)子下了車，他戴上了防護(hù)手套，從車的后箱里取出一根棍子和一個(gè)籠子。我
盡量克制自己不笑出來(lái)，把那裝有小田鼠的杜盒子遞給了他。
"Lady，"he said，seeing my expression, "they only told me it was a wild animal. "
“太太，”當(dāng)他看到我的表情時(shí)他說(shuō)，“他們只告訴我說(shuō)是好生動(dòng)物。”
非常短的英語(yǔ)小笑話(四)
異奇!
My first waitressing job was in a coffee shop. We featured a lunch special called "Tuna Salad Surprise"，a tuna sandwich served with soup and chips. When our sandwich maker didn't show up for work one hectic Saturday，we had to prepare our own sandwiches.
我做招待工作始于咖啡店。我們有道午餐特餐叫“金槍魚沙拉異奇”。這個(gè)套餐實(shí)際上就是把金槍魚三明治、湯、薯?xiàng)l技在一起吃.一個(gè)例霉竹星期六，我們那做特餐三明治的
廚師沒(méi)來(lái)上班，我們只好自己準(zhǔn)備三明治。
A man sat down and ordered the special. I raced to the sandwich board，prepared the order，poured his coffee and rushed to the next customer. Later，as I delivered his check,he noted politely that he had never. eaten a potato-salad sandwich before. Horrified at my mistake，I asked，”Why didn't you tell me it was potato salad instead of tuna?"
一位男食客坐下來(lái)，要了這道特餐。我跑到了三明治拒臺(tái)，替他準(zhǔn)備好了套餐，又給他倒了一杯咖啡，就開始招待下一位食容。不久，我把帳單遞給了要特餐的食客.他很禮
貌地說(shuō)，他從沒(méi)吃過(guò)土豆沙拉三明治。這時(shí)我才意識(shí)到我把三明治弄錯(cuò)了，我真有點(diǎn)害怕了。我問(wèn)他:“你為什么不早告訴我特餐是土豆沙拉而不是金槍魚沙拉呢?”
"I thought that was the surprise.”
“我還以為那就是所謂的異奇呢.
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