校園英語(yǔ)笑話
無(wú)厘頭笑話，故意將一些毫無(wú)聯(lián)系的'事物現(xiàn)象等進(jìn)行莫名其妙組合串聯(lián)或歪曲，以達(dá)到搞笑或諷刺目的的方式。下面帶來(lái)校園英語(yǔ)笑話，一起去看看吧!
校園英語(yǔ)笑話【1】
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
校園英語(yǔ)笑話【2】
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
校園英語(yǔ)笑話【3】
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
校園英語(yǔ)笑話【4】
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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