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　　1Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

　　里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過來和他玩一會嗎?

　　羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?

　　里基：這正是我想要查明的。

　　2Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什么時候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。

　　3Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

　　Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。

　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。

　　弟弟：我這個月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。

　　4A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

　　Well done. Who was that?

　　My granny.

　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現(xiàn)在，孩子們，她說：你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?

　　我，老師，一個小男孩說：昨天我就使別人高興過。

　　做得好，是誰呢?

　　我奶奶。

　　好孩子，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。

　　是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　5When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

　　As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "

　　我五歲的'兒子和他的表弟在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。一個星期六，我開始抗議了。“好啦，你們兩個，”我嚴厲地說，“不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。” 我剛轉(zhuǎn)身要走，就聽我兒子說：“來，斯蒂文，我們來把自己弄臟吧。”

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