爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯

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爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯

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爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇一：對(duì)不起，本店不找零錢

　　A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

　　我和一個(gè)朋友在快餐店排隊(duì)訂餐

　　There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

　　那里很醒目地寫著，不接受超過20美元的大鈔(請(qǐng)自備零錢)。

　　The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked,

　　我們前邊的一個(gè)女士指著這個(gè)牌子對(duì)我們說：

　　"Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

　　“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超過20美元的話，我一定不會(huì)在這兒吃飯!”

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇二：沒把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊

　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut.

　　麥爾斯有時(shí)在上班時(shí)間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，

　　But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time.

　　但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的'：職員只能利用自己的時(shí)間理發(fā)。

　　While Miles was at the barber's one day,

　　一天，正當(dāng)麥爾斯理發(fā)時(shí)，

　　the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.

　　經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。

　　"Hello, Miles," the manager said.

　　“你好，麥爾斯，”經(jīng)理說。"

　　I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

　　“我看到你在上班時(shí)間理發(fā)了。”

　　"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly.

　　“是的，先生。正是這樣。”麥爾斯平靜地承認(rèn)了。

　　"You see, sir, it grows in office time."

　　可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時(shí)間長(zhǎng)的。“

　　"Not all of it," said the manager at once.

　　“不全都是吧，”經(jīng)理立刻說，"

　　Some of it grows in your own time."

　　“有一些是在你自己的時(shí)間里長(zhǎng)的。”

　　"Yes, sir, that's quite true."

　　“對(duì)呀，先生，你說得很對(duì)。”

　　Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."

　　麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，“但我并沒有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。”

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇三：視力訓(xùn)練

　　the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：

　　班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

　　“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(zhǎng)官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不干活，長(zhǎng)官。”