說個英文笑話

說個英文笑話

　　說個英文笑話一：

　　Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn't you?" I teased."Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"

　　說個英文笑話二：

　　A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?B: Friends, of course.A: Why?B: I can always borrow money from friends.

　　說個英文笑話三：

　　Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

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