爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)段子樂(lè)翻天

爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)段子樂(lè)翻天

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　　LiverandCheese

　　The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

　　So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."

　　The Collie says, "That's not good enough."

　　The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."

　　She says, "That's not creative."

　　Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)段子樂(lè)翻天(二)

　　BillClintons

　　Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?

　　A: Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and

　　one to obscure the issues.

　　A: None -- He'll only promise "change."

　　A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets

　　congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames

　　republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)段子樂(lè)翻天(三)

　　江青會(huì)見(jiàn)外賓，要求翻譯要嚴(yán)格按她的意思翻，不許走樣。外賓一見(jiàn)到江青，立刻拍馬屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻譯照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上還要謙虛一下：“哪里，哪里”。

　　翻譯不敢怠慢，把江青的話(huà)翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外賓一愣，還有這樣的人，追問(wèn)哪里漂亮的`，干脆馬屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."

　　翻譯：“你到處都很漂亮。”江青更高興了，但總是要客氣一下：“不見(jiàn)得，不見(jiàn)得”。翻譯趕緊翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."

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